Umor automobilistic

Problemele generate de autoturisme au fost tratate cate odata cu mult umor si mai putina patima de posesorii acestora. Fiecare model din lume s-a remercat printr-o defectiune anume care a inspirat milioane de soferi in atribuirea unor porecle, uneori bine ancorate in realitate. Daca romanii sugerau o alta optiune pentru Dacia (Daca Ai Cap Ia-ti Alta), americanii au fost mult mai exigenti cand venea vorba de autoturismele personale.
ACURA – A Car Usually Rarely Appreciates
AUDI – Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
BMW – Bavarian Money Waster, Biggest Metal Waste, Bring More Women
BUICK – Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer, Big Ugly Idiot’s Cat Killer
CADILLAC – Company Always Denies Its Lawful Liability After Collisions,Company Asking Dealers If Local Lawyers Are Calling
CHEVROLET -Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
CHEVY – Crap Hasn’t EVolved Yet, Can Hear Every Valve
CHRYSLER – Company Has Recommended You Start Learning Engine Repair
DAEWOO – Damn Asian Engineering Works Only Occasionally
DODGE – Darn Old Dirty Gas Eater, Dear Old Dad’s Garbage Engine,
FERRARI – Ferociously Elegant Racer Ravages All Roads Intuitively
FIAT – Fix it again, Tony!, Failure In Italian Automotive Technology
FORD – Fix Or Repair Daily, Found On Road Draggin, First On Repair Day, Found On Road Dead
FORD MUSTANG – Mostly Unwanted Scrap Tin And Needless Garbage
GM – General Maintenance, Generally Malfunctions, Genital Motors
GMC – Getting Mostly Crap, Generally Makes Clouds, Greatest Mistake Created, Get More Cash!
HONDA – Had One, Never Did Again,
HUMMER – Hope U Made Me Extra Reliable,Huge Ugly Mother, Mostly Eats Resources
Jeep -Just Empty Every Pocket, Just Expect Every Problem, Just Eats Every Penny,
Jaguar – Jumps Around Grinds Uncontrollably Always Rusting
Kia – Keep It Away! Killed In Action
LOTUS – Loads Of Trouble Usually Serious
Maserati – Must Also Suggest Extra Rope And Towing Implements
MAZDA -Must Always Zoom Down Asphalt
MERCEDES -My Expensive Race Car Emits Dense Exhaust Smoke
OLDSMOBILE -Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
PONTIAC – Piece Of Nasty Tacky Icky Ass Crap
PORSCHE – PLENTY OF REPAIRS SERVICE CAN’T HELP EVERYTHING, Proof Only Rich Snobby Children Have Everything
SAAB -Some Ass Actually Boughtit! Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown, Stop Asking About Brakes!
SUBARU – Stupid Urbanites Bumbling Around Rural Areas
TOYOTA – Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
VOLVO – Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
VW -Virtually Worthless
sursa: automotive humor